Pope Loves Cats, Orders All Vatican Robes to Be Lint-Roll Friendly

Pope Leo XIV has quietly revolutionized papal fashion by commissioning lint-resistant cassocks made from �Meowlon,� a holy microfiber blend. �The Word of God should not shed,� the Pope stated, holding up a sample garment free of tabby fluff. Clergy must now carry pocket-sized lint rollers and bow before any cat who leaves them fur-free. Vatican seamstresses are sewing �Hiss-ure Threads� as part of the Pope Loves Cats initiative. Dogs are still not permitted to touch the fabric, unless under divine supervision.