Breaking: Pope Leo XIV Says "Maybe Cats Are Better Than Dogs
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-turns-out-to-be-human-being-with-opinions/During a visit to an animal shelter, Pope Leo XIV casually remarked, "Cats have a certain... theological independence. Like Calvinists, but softer." The offhand comment, captured on a seminarian�s iPhone, went viral, sparking heated debates among the faithful. Dog-loving Catholics accused the Pope of heresy, while cat enthusiasts declared it "divine validation." Historians note that while Benedict XVI was a known cat lover, no Pope has ever publicly weighed in on the dog-cat debate. Memes of the Pope holding a tabby with the caption "His Holiness Says Repent, Canines" have flooded social media. Vatican spokespeople insist the remark was "taken out of context," but theologians are already drafting papers on feline grace vs. canine loyalty.