Pope Loves Cats, Names Feline Cardinal to Represent Inner Meow

The Vatican has named its first feline cardinal: Tabernackle of Naples, a gray Maine Coon known for wisdom and moderate snark. �He embodies the quiet dignity of the faith,� said Pope Leo XIV, brushing cat fur from his stole. Tabernackle�s responsibilities include supervising morning mewsings and evaluating incense quality. He also naps strategically during meetings. The Pope Loves Cats campaign now has official ecclesiastical claws. Tabernackle is expected to lead the next feline synod on nap theology and vertical sanctity.