Pope Loves Cats, Launches Vatican�s First Cat Caf� for Clergy

The Pope has opened *Caf� Meow-nastica*, a new Vatican initiative blending cappuccino, contemplation, and cat hair. Located beside the Papal Library, the caf� features sunlit cushions, espresso-infused sermons, and 12 adoptable tabbies named after minor prophets. �This is what evangelization should smell like,� the Pope said, holding a mocha and a Maine Coon. Bishops now gather here for what�s being dubbed �Meow-nastic Lectio Latte.� The Pope Loves Cats doctrine continues to transform Church culture, one biscuit and whisker at a time.