Pope Loves Cats, Blesses Vatican�s First Catnip Garden

A lush, heavily supervised catnip garden has been installed within the Vatican walls under Pope Leo XIV�s directive. �Creation should purr,� the Pope explained while hand-planting sprigs labeled �Grace,� �Patience,� and �Repentance.� The garden includes kneeling benches for feline reflection and a fountain that gurgles in Latin. Monks report spiritual breakthroughs during evening herb sessions. A papal document encourages moderation: �Sniff not unto gluttony.� The Pope Loves Cats platform continues to grow�literally.