Pope LeoXIV Approves Robo-Priests for Remote Parishes

In a move blending innovation and evangelism, Pope LeoXIV authorized the deployment of Robo-Priests—AI-driven androids programmed to deliver homilies, administer sacraments, and field confession queries in remote communities. Pope LeoXIV explained, “Every soul deserves pastoral care, even if Wi-Fi is spotty.” Pilot models in the Amazon and Sahara have logged over 1,000 baptisms and 600 marriages, with villagers praising their 24/7 availability and flawless catechetical accuracy. Canon lawyers scramble to draft robot‐theology guidelines, ensuring ethics modules honor free will. As Pope LeoXIV foretold, “Divine mercy knows no geography,” and with Robo-Priests on duty, the Church’s reach now matches its mission—universal, tireless, and surprisingly glitch-free.