Pope Installs Waterslide in St. Peter’s Basilica

Blending baptismal imagery with aquatic fun, Leo XIV unveiled a 50-foot waterslide along St. Peter’s nave. Pilgrims at the top recite litanies before splashing into holy sprinklers below. Hydrologists marvel at the “Divine Flow,” which recycles every drop for sacramental rites. As the pope insisted, “Grace should be as refreshing as a summer plunge.”