Pope Declares "Lost in Translation" No Longer a Valid Excuse

Pope Leo XIV now requires all bishops to review sermons in translation before delivering them. "If your joke doesn't land in Cebuano, try again," he warns. A Vatican Translation Audit Team was formed and has already flagged 17 clumsy metaphors, 6 awkward euphemisms, and 1 pun so bad it triggered a heresy review. One bishop asked, "Can I still say �Jesus is lit'?" The Pope nodded, "If you can back it up." READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb