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As the gallery pictures are only visible to full members we allow images with sexual content to be up loaded. Generally as long as you have the legal right to post the pic and its not illegal in the united kingdom then its a matter of taste! ...try and do it so its sexy and not dirty! I think you know what we mean, tasteful not tacky!

So post along that guide lines and no probs. But remember its your responsibility to make sure you have the right to publish any pic you upload and we will remove any we find inappropiate.

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Welcome! Before you can become a member you need to create your vitual penis. Click on the button below which will take you to the homepage where you can get started...
By taking out a site subscription you automatically become a Gold Member. This effectively allows you full access to the site and all its features. Plus you can put yourself up for validation if you want to.
You will need a Site Subscription , a printer and a digital camera of some kind. You need to upload to Vicky a photo of your erect penis wearing the Validator tag.
More information on this is on the Getting Validated page.
All we need you to do is to follow the instructions carefully on the Getting Verified Page. If you would like full access and be able to create galleries etc, like the guys you will need to take out a Site Subscription
The Features and Access page has a full listing.
There are several ways to earn stars. The easiest way is when you take out or renew a site subscription. A one year membership earns you 12 stars! You will earn more stars when you get validated and you can also enter Vickys competition. And taking part in any games that Vicky sets up will often be rewarded with stars
It is quite common that people get their size wrong! Re-measure it carefully just as suggested below and go to the Cock Adjuster where you can change your size. Be careful to get it right as you are limited on the number of times this can be changed!
Measure your erect penis with a ruler pressed lightly onto your pubic bone . You`ll find a ruler is easier than a tape measure.
Don't kid yourself! It really is more fun if you don't exaggerate! Plus if you want to get validated by Vicky in the forum, you'll have to be able to prove it!
The Visualiser uses bone pressed sizes. Because everyone is different and some people carry more weight than others, pressing the rule onto the pubic bone gives a consistant point to measure from.
You will need to know the girth of your cock. To do this measure the circumference of your penis with a tailors tape measure Take the measurement from around the middle of the shaft . A piece of paper will do, marking it as shown. Lay the paper along the ruler and read off the measurement.
A while back I donned my white coat and clipboard and armed myself with a test tube, a pair of digital scales and a realistic plastic phallic! The idea was, using water displacement to calculate the difference between a cylinder and a penis shape in order to get a more accurate volume measurements.
I came to the conclusion that the Glans of the Penis (the head) works out to be only 63% of the equivalent cylinder. So this is taken onto account when calculating the volume of your penis. It is as follows:
area = 3.14 x ( r x r)
shaft = area x sl
glans = ( ( area x gl ) x 63) / 100
volume = shaft + glans
An average (Visualiser) penis is one that is between 5.5" (140 mm) and 7" (178 mm) in length. All men within those lengths are classed as average. Above that, large and below, modest.
Exceptions are made where a man is below 5.5" but still achieves a volume greater than 155 (mm3)* and any guy who is less than 7" but a volume greater than 260 (mm3)** will be classed as large.
155* is the average volume for a 5.5" (140 mm) long cock with an average girth for that size.
260** is the average volume for a 7" (178 mm) long cock with an average girth for that size.
According to the NHS in the UK "there is no scientific evidence to suggest jelqing can increase penis size". It would appear though to have some short term results. But with some serious long term issues such as, erectile dysfunction (impotence), permanent bruising and you can even end up with a smaller penis than you started out with! So our advice is leave it alone, be happy with what you have, remember its not what you've got, its how you use it!
The league table is a bit of fun which records Gold Member comparisons and keeps track of which cock "won"!
A comparison will only count once so there's no point in keep comparing with the same member. and you score only if you are the one being compared to:
In other words, only members comparing with you can effect your score. So you need to encourage people to compare with you if are wish to alter your League position.
CockEye is a piece of software we use to validate Gold Members. We ask members to print out their validation tag and photograph their erect penises wearing the tag. The CockEye software can most of the time calculate your penis size. And importantly as the tag has your username on it, so it identifies that its your penis.
CockEye1 was the original, not so accurate version. Many older members still have this validation, but can get re-validated at anytime if they so wish. Now days it is used more often when Vicky, using CockEye2 simply cannot accurately determine the size, but obviously she can still validate the user and is happy that the size claimed is approximately correct.
The Missionary Comparison takes you and the comparer and puts you both inside a virtual woman! You can either morph from you to the member you are comparing with or show them both at the same time, as the sample below demostrates...
The MorphTube is great new way to compare available to other full members. See your cock morph to the member you are comparing with!
Below we have an example using the Mr Modest and the Mr Big from the Visualiser presets. You can also use this feature in The Visualiser.
You kidding? Have you seen the size of her rack!

No seriously, we know on the Net there are alot of cons but I can assure she is real, she is not The Moderator or is she some kind of artifical intelligence program. Sign up and check out her gallery!
Please remember this is an adult site but its not a porn site when you post links to images on the forum.
Pictures of cocks, breasts and bums etc are fine, but anything that involves hard core, sexual violence and especially child pornography/nudity is not acceptable.
In the 'Edit Profile' page there's a tick box which says 'I am happy to be included on The Visualiser', and you ticked it!
This means that until The Mod selects some new members (about once a month) your virtual penis is listed in the dropdown; 'Select Comparisons' - 'Site Members' on The Visualiser Page . So you can be selected as a Visualiser comparison! A little moment of fame! Surprised you didn't notice it before!
When you create a new thread you are given the option to mark it as a game thread, as apposed to perhaps a more serious discussion/interest thread. The above logo then appears along side it and any posts made on it on the homepage.
On the homepage people are then given the option (check box 'Show game threads') to view the games or hide them if they are not interested in participating.
Hopefully this way discussion and interest threads will not be lost so quickly!
IMPORTANT: if you start a 'game thread' and don't mark it as one it maybe removed

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By TopTenz May 28, 2008 Updated: February 19, 2019 14 Comments 6 Mins Read
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This top ten list is a bit racier than previous lists, but the subject matter, doesn’t change the fact that there is a rating system. If you are sensitive to such things read our list of top ten hats . So how does one get listed as having the most famous penis of all time? Well, it should be or have been a point of discussion, culturally relevant and probably bigger than the average. Of course it helps if thousands or millions of people have seen it. Of course being small and yellow wouldn’t hurt either (see no. 8).
Little Donny was a character in a comedy sketch from the comedic troupe, The Upright Citizen’s Brigade , starring Amy Pohler. In the skit Donny was said to be suffering from magnimus-obliviophallocytis which caused him to have a large penis at a young age. Through digital blurring, the tv show was able to give a vague, blurred outline of his member as it flopped around with a life of its own – hilarious and disturbing to watch. Quite similar to a car wreck that you just can’t look away from. Amy Poehler got her big break here.
During the wedding scene in The Little Mermaid it has been reported that the Minister is a little overexcited about the nuptials and you can see an erection under his robes. It has been dismissed as only being his knee. I can see both sides of the argument, but even so, it “stands up” as a male member of recognition.
In probably the most unlikely nude scene since Kathy Bates in About Schmidt, Bart Simpson exposed his taliwacker in The Simpsons Movie. It was the first time such an exposure in a movie was not given an “R” rating. His yellow twig and berries made a brief but audacious appearance.
The movie Boogie Nights features Dirk Diggler a dimwitted high school dropout with a 13-inch penis who is recruited into the porn industry. While this movie focuses on Dirk’s life within the porn industry it waits strategically until the very end to show the “goods”. The famous scene in which Dirk Diggler reveals his huge, flaccid member has drawn questions from the star Mark Wahlberg . Suffice to say, it is not his natural body part, but a prosthetic penis.
Joey Stivic is a fictional character who first appeared on All in the Family . Joey Stivic was the son and only child of Mike Stivic (played by Rob Reiner ) and Gloria Bunker Stivic (played by Sally Struthers). The character first appeared, as a newborn baby, in a two-part episode of All in the Family airing in December 1975. Such was the popularity of All in the Family that in 1976 the Ideal Toy Company released a 14-inch “Joey Stivic doll” (called “Archie Bunker’s Grandson”) which was billed as the “first anatomically correct male doll.” The doll inspired mild controversy at the time, and is a collectors’ item today.
Wilt’s nickname, “Wilt the Stilt” was aptly given to the Hall of Fame basketball player . If there existed a Hall of Fame promiscuity he would have surely been inducted on his first try. Wilt traveled the globe while playing basketball which put him and his member in contact with thousands of women. In fact, the lifelong bachelor claimed he had sex with 20,000 women. For this to be true, he would have had to had sex with 1.14 women per day from the age of 15 up until the day of his death, a rate of almost eight women a week. I won’t even mention his basketballs.
John Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character in a series of related films), was one of the most famous male adult film stars of all time, appearing in about 2,500 adult movies in the 1970s and 1980s. He was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as being the longest in the porn industry. Although claims have been made that his was actually between 10 – 14 inches, his ex-wives both stated he measured 10 inches. While not the gargantuan 16 inches some reported, he reputation puts him solidly at #3 on this list.
Considered one of the greatest, if not the greatest works of sculpture, Michelangelo’s David is regarded as a symbol both of strength and youthful human beauty, including a clear view of the figure’s penis. There was controversy over the statue’s supposed Biblical reference, since the statue seemed to portray an uncircumcised male, whereas the historical King David was undoubtedly circumcised. It was also suggested that this was a conscious decision in Michelangelo’s effort to emulate the ancient Greek aesthetic ideal, which regarded the circumcised body part as mutilated. While conservative groups have sought to categorize the statue’s brazenness with soft pornography the statue is still held as a great work of art, pubic hair and all.
John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt made Mr. Bobbit’s male member the most famous one on the planet in 1993 during an incident in which Lorena severed John’s member with a kitchen knife. John arrived home intoxicated and, according to testimony by Lorena, raped his wife. (Note: He was tried and acquitted for this alleged spousal rape in 1994) Afterward, Lorena went to the kitchen for a drink of water and saw a knife on the counter. She grabbed the knife and entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off almost half of his penis. After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed body part. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw it out into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. The body part was located, packed in ice, and brought to the hospital where it was re-attached by doctors during a nine and a half hour surgery .
what about tommy lee , lou christie.
One name: Porfirio Rubirosa. You know those huge pepper grinders at restaurants? .
I think the Statue of David is the most sad excuse for a penis I have ever seen in my life! It's a very famous work of art, and I respect that, but I still laugh every time I see it. I've changed diapers of babies with bigger winkies than that.
What about the baby's penis from the NIrvana "Nevermind" album cover?
How about Grigori Rasputin's? There's a rumor (or urban legend) that he had more than 10", and that's not yet erected. Also, it was preserved in a museum, therefore, if confirmed, it could also be included in '10 most preserved body parts'.
What about Catharine the Great's stallion?
She wasn't call "the Great" for nuthin!
But then, I am just a lonely Lithuanian lad…drunk on Pinoqachole again.
As anyone who's seen the original can verify, the Statue of David is DEFINITELY an uncircumcised male. Apart from the aesthetic reference to ancinet Greek sculpture, I can't help thinking that Michaelangelo may never actually have seen a circumcised one. I can't imagine they were that common in medieval Florence, and certainly not often on view. Maybe he just chose to model what he knew?
I can't believe the animators sneaked such a scene into the wedding ceremony of the little mermaid. Pretty cool though.
Well, i guess John Wayne Bobbitt junk must be working fine cause he's in a couple of pornos…some movie called Frankenpenis.
I'm sure Wilt's basket"balls" were orange after 20,000 women. 😉
Who knew Milton Berle was so well endowed. I hadn't heard of that "rumor" before.
I seem to recall something about John Dillinger's penis being on display at the Smithsonian, but this web page would seem to refute that: http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/dillinger.asp
Tom Jones…or as he's also referred to – Tom and his Jones. A friend of mine saw him in Vegas and said he could see the bulge from the 20th row.
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This top ten list is a bit racier than previous lists, but the subject matter, doesn’t change the fact that there is a rating system. If you are sensitive to such things read our list of top ten hats . So how does one get listed as having the most famous penis of all time? Well, it should be or have been a point of discussion, culturally relevant and probably bigger than the average. Of course it helps if thousands or millions of people have seen it. Of course being small and yellow wouldn’t hurt either (see no. 8).
Little Donny was a character in a comedy sketch from the comedic troupe, The Upright Citizen’s Brigade , starring Amy Pohler. In the skit Donny was said to be suffering from magnimus-obliviophallocytis which caused him to have a large penis at a young age. Through digital blurring, the tv show was able to give a vague, blurred outline of his member as it flopped around with a life of its own – hilarious and disturbing to watch. Quite similar to a car wreck that you just can’t look away from. Amy Poehler got her big break here.
During the wedding scene in The Little Mermaid it has been reported that the Minister is a little overexcited about the nuptials and you can see an erection under his robes. It has been dismissed as only being his knee. I can see both sides of the argument, but even so, it “stands up” as a male member of recognition.
In probably the most unlikely nude scene since Kathy Bates in About Schmidt, Bart Simpson exposed his taliwacker in The Simpsons Movie. It was the first time such an exposure in a movie was not given an “R” rating. His yellow twig and berries made a brief but audacious appearance.
The movie Boogie Nights features Dirk Diggler a dimwitted high school dropout with a 13-inch penis who is recruited into the porn industry. While this movie focuses on Dirk’s life within the porn industry it waits strategically until the very end to show the “goods”. The famous scene in which Dirk Diggler reveals his huge, flaccid member has drawn questions from the star Mark Wahlberg . Suffice to say, it is not his natural body part, but a prosthetic penis.
Joey Stivic is a fictional character who first appeared on All in the Family . Joey Stivic was the son and only child of Mike Stivic (played by Rob Reiner ) and Gloria Bunker Stivic (played by Sally Struthers). The character first appeared, as a newborn baby, in a two-part episode of All in the Family airing in December 1975. Such was the popularity of All in the Family that in 1976 the Ideal Toy Company released a 14-inch “Joey Stivic doll” (called “Archie Bunker’s Grandson”) which was billed as the “first anatomically correct male doll.” The doll inspired mild controversy at the time, and is a collectors’ item today.
Wilt’s nickname, “Wilt the Stilt” was aptly given to the Hall of Fame basketball player . If there existed a Hall of Fame promiscuity he would have surely been inducted on his first try. Wilt traveled the globe while playing basketball which put him and his member in contact with thousands of women. In fact, the lifelong bachelor claimed he had sex with 20,000 women. Fo
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