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Why scar your kids for life with them seeing you have sex when you can just scar them for life by describing it?
Ikr. Wtf sick parents would write that? That’s disgusting 🤢
Yeah or do it when your kids are out the house?
I initially interpreted this as some third party who got sick of people not knocking, so they put up this sign as a "I fucked your mum" joke at whoever reads it. Which is decently funny.
If it's actually just two parents trying to warn their kids, that's just a bit cringe-inducing.
Either way, it doesn't really suit this subreddit.
Nah man, this is better than opening the door on them, I still remember when I was a kid and I saw my parents going at it, can't forget it no matter how much I want, not that a letter like this would have helped because I couldn't read anyway
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[ A white sheet of paper with text that is cellotaped to a white door ]
[ Underline ] *NOTICE* [ End underline ]
IF YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO NOT KNOCK FIRST, BE PREPARED TO SEE YOU MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAKED FLUFFINESS OR YOUR FATHER IN ALL HIS HAIRY NAKED GLORIOUSNESS. WE MAY BE DOING THINGS YOU [ Underline ]CANNOT[ End underline ] UNSEE OR WILL HAVE PERMANENTLY INGRAINED IN YOUR [ Underline ]BRAIN[ End underline ]
YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, KIDS. KNOCK.
NO EXPLANATIONS WILL BE GIVEN FOR WITNESSED INCIDENTS. -MGMT
cellotape is spelled cellotape because it used to be made out of cellulose. Nowadays it's just clear adhesive tape made of plastic.
Every sign has a story. I seriously doubt they went thru the trouble of drafting that as a first solution. They probably had several walk ins.
My daughter after years and years of failed knock learning lessons learned very quickly one day.
this may be a little cringe but it's not an r/ihavesex moment
I agree! I actually find this kind of funny
My room was under my dad and step mom's room. Heard the bed and his nasty ass wife screaming a lot. Not as bad as the many, many times where she would describe how big my dad was or how low his nuts hang or whatever as if his genitals were a topic of regular conversation to have with his 15-16 year old daughter
Sometimes things just happen, stopping to lock the door can be enough time to reduce the spontaneous event reducing the pleasure. . . Especially as you get older any break lets the real world creep back in. Trust me, I'm old and know things.

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My name is Leah I'm 12 years old and a couple weeks ago I heard my parents having sex and scared me. Now I know sex is a natural thing and it's between two adults who love each other, but why would they do it while I was home and my brother was home??? (who doesn't even know what sex is) ALSO MY BEDROOM IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THEIR BEDROOM. So recently I've been staying up super early (1 or 2 am) watching YouTube, and boom.... Moaning, pounding, grunts. Now I've heard this before at my old house and I would cry all night long and not talk to them the entire next day. Now that we have moved in my parents bedroom is on the other side of my bedroom that's all I can hear and usually I would just put your buds and continue watching and just pray to God that they would stop but no the stuff going for hours. We're at my old house I would hear moaning a couple times and I would just pretend like I didn't hear it and so the next day I would ask my mom are you okay I heard you like moaning. She would say that her wrist just hurt (she had carpal tunnel) that she's fine. But now they went to a whole new level and when I was born they found a cyst in her stomach where I was growing so they had to cut that out and it was buy one of her ovaries and now she only had one ovary so it was harder for her to get pregnant. And they were just pounding away like there was no kids home nothing ever happened, so after about 2 hours I was my heart was beating so hard that I can literally feel it in my chest and I went to the door and I think my fist on it really hard and I said, quote hello I'm trying to sleep and then I walked away I wrote a note that said go away my brother can't wake me up in the morning, and so about an hour to an hour and a half later my parents came out of their room and my mom came in my room and see and said I'm so sorry you had to hear that it's okay what can I do to help you I do not mean to are you okay and then the next day she pretended like nothing ever happened. Fast forward to today my mom was in the shower and my dad came to help her because she said she needed help so he was talking to her and I overheard her saying and there's life is hard lump in my stomach and it hurts a lot and I don't know what to do and my dad said what do you want me to feel the lump and immediately at that moment I knew she was supposed to likely pregnant and I have no idea what to do if somebody can help me please please help me I don't know what to do I can't talk to anyone because I can't trust them anymore.
Leah, this must be very difficult for you. This is an adult issue and you should not have to deal with this on your own.
Talk to an adult that you trust. Either the school counselor, school nurse .
It would be a very private conversation so nobody else at school would know what you talked about.
I hope everything works out well for you 🙂🌸🌸🌸
This has happened to me, I'm 12 also. Not too often but when it does I just PRAY that they'll stop because that is traumatizing.
Hey, I am 11 and the same thing happened to me. But i heard my dad do it with 2 of his girlfriends. still to this day their bedroom is right next to mine and i hear it. i want to throw up, my stomach hurts so much and i poo like every 5 secconds. then i try to give them hints that ik but they dont get it. idk how to tell them. bec i have not had heath class. but one of my rlly old friends showed me a vid and explained it so noew im traumatized.
im 14, 15 in 5 months and i get this all the time. they would jsut do it in the middle of the day. while my 8 yr old brother plays fortnite and im in my room. both of our rooms are right next to theirs and the walls are thin. its like they think us being in our room is a free pass to the bedroom. like they could at least try to be subtle

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gross, don't you think they are a-bit too old for that.....?

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LOL,dad like come on i want to finish

seriously dude let your dad get some taint you fuckin cock blockin lil bastard

"thats the most disgusting thing thats every transpired" fuckin hilarious man.

shiit soo why did he stay in the room for that long.... fucked up family they got there...

oh my god i caught my parents once in high school, it was so gross. my dad was just like "sometimes you just need it", then my ears began to bleed.

just because you don't have a sex life doesn't mean you get to fuck with other people's sex lives...
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As I glanced over at the side of the bed, I realized we weren’t alone. I slowly removed my feet from his shoulders, buried my head under the covers, and died.
Finding the time and opportunity for sexy time is one of the most complicated aspects of having kids, bar none. Gone are the days when you had to be in the mood. If the opportunity presents itself, you take it. No questions asked.
I fully believe children are equipped with sensors that alert them when something is happening that doesn’t involve them: sweets, important phone calls, paperwork, sheet work, etc. They know. Sometimes, it seems like they always know, knocking on the door at the absolute worst moments. It is a special skill they don’t even know they have.
It is challenging, and can have potentially devastating effects on your relationship. To combat this, I have comprised a list of a few ways to keep your relationship from becoming a victim of the tiny buzzkills:
1. Lower Your Expectations. I cannot even begin to stress this enough. My Granny, with Gramps for over 50 years, says the secret to a long and happy marriage is low expectations. She is absolutely right. No parent has the energy to go all out every time, especially after a long day of assisting tiny, helpless people with their endless needs. Crazy nekkidness and headboard banging are replaced by whispers, pillow muffling, and blanket coverings. Give that night an A+ if you both manage to get your underwear all the way off. Say goodbye to the regular red carpet treatment. Instead, watch him vacuum without being asked and make it work for you. (Someone please tell me I am not the only one who is turned on by unprompted housework!) Be ok with limited foreplay (occasionally). Be ok with quickies. Ignore the fact that your body misinterpreted your sexual arousal for a midnight snack and decided to drench you both in breast milk. Perhaps you can make that milky slip-n-slide work for you (Dinner and a show? badumching). Not a morning person? Become one. Do I like piña coladas? Yes. Getting caught in the rain? Sometimes. Making love after midnight? No, not really, but late night, half-awake nookie is better than no nookie at all. We may only get 5 hours of sleep if no one wakes up in the night. Totally worth it.
2. Location, Location, Location. We co slept for years: Four, sometimes five deep in our king-sized bed. Night-time privacy was almost nonexistent, so you learn to be cre
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