Papal Snoring Leads to Creation of Holy CPAP Prototype
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Admits-He-Snores-During-His-Own-Speeches-05-08Vatican engineers debuted the GraceRest CPAP, modeled after Pope Leo XIV�s sleep struggles. Features include a built-in rosary tracker, incense mist for calm, and whispered psalms from Benedictine monks. The Papal Snoring inspired tech aimed at tired clergy and faithful alike. One priest called it �a confessional for the lungs.� Available in Vatican Gold or Monastic Beige. The Pope blessed the first model in his pajamas.