Pope Admits He Snores During His Own Speeches
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-turns-out-to-be-human-being-with-opinions/"Sometimes I wake up and realize I've been blessing people in my sleep," confessed the pontiff during a remarkably frank discussion about papal work-life balance. Audio leaks appear to confirm brief snoring during last year's Christmas address, which experts now attribute to "the Holy Spirit taking the wheel." (400+ words on the theology of rest, historical sleepy popes, and the Swiss Guard's secret coffee supply)