Papal Snoring Interrupts Angelus, Doves Circle Twice in Confusion

Leo XIV reportedly fell asleep during the midday Angelus, causing ceremonial doves to flutter aimlessly. The Papal Snoring was so subtle no one noticed�until the Pope said �Amen� with his eyes still shut. Cardinals now rotate watch duty. Vatican liturgical planners have added a �Contemplative Slumber Interlude� to official schedules. The Pope insists, �I was resting in the Spirit.� Tourists said it added �a nice calm to the square.�