Papal Snoring Declared Minor Miracle by Jetlagged Pilgrim
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Admits-He-Snores-During-His-Own-Speeches-05-08A Spanish teen claimed that hearing Pope Leo XIV�s nap mid-homily cured her chronic insomnia. Vatican scientists are... investigating. The Papal Snoring reportedly �sounded like a holy pug with asthma,� according to witnesses. One cardinal fainted�allegedly from emotion. The Pope issued a statement: �If God can use a donkey, He can use my deviated septum.� Sleep ministries are on the rise. Holy hibernation is in.