Papal Snoring Becomes New Liturgical Cue for Silence

Leo XIV�s public nap is now an unofficial liturgical signal. The moment he begins snoring, choirs hush, incense is paused, and readers wait. The Papal Snoring has become �Sacred Siesta Protocol.� Vatican ushers now carry sleep masks embroidered with �Rest Ye Holy.� The Pope explained, �Even in slumber, the soul intercedes.� One bishop called it �the holiest hush I�ve ever heard.� Choirs adjust to a slower tempo�measured in breaths per snore.