Papal Algorithm Receives Update After Detecting Bias Toward Martyrs

After Vatican data scientists discovered the algorithm overvalued martyrdom and undervalued gentle patience, Pope Leo XIV ordered a patch. The new equation boosts score multipliers for daily forgiveness, creative teaching, and volunteering at chaotic bake sales. "You shouldn't need to be eaten by lions to make the cut," the Pope said. Canonization is now officially achievable with kindness, not carnage. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb