Netflix Cancels Reality, Sparks Debate

Netflix Cancels… Reality Itself!

In a shocking turn of events, Netflix announced today that it has decided to cancel… reality itself.

The streaming giant, known for abruptly ending beloved shows (RIP 'The OA' and 'Santa Clarita Diet'), has taken its ruthless cancellation strategy to the next level. In a press release, Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos stated, 'After careful consideration, we’ve decided that reality just isn’t performing well enough to justify its renewal. Viewer engagement has been inconsistent, the plotlines are too chaotic, and frankly, the character development is lacking.'

The cancellation will take effect immediately, leaving millions of people unsure whether they still exist. Social media erupted in confusion as users debated whether their tweets were being posted in a void. One user wrote, 'If Netflix canceled reality, does that mean my student loans are gone too?' (Spoiler: No.)

Scientists scrambled to assess the situation. Dr. Evelyn Park, a theoretical physicist, warned, 'If Netflix can just cancel reality, what’s next? Do gravity and time get axed after Season 2?' Meanwhile, philosophers rejoiced, calling it 'the ultimate existential crisis.'

Netflix has already announced a replacement—'Simulife: A New Reality'—a premium subscription-based existence with fewer plotholes and a more satisfying finale. Early testers report that traffic is much better, the weather is always 72°F, and canceled shows get proper endings.

As the old reality fades to black, one question remains: Will there at least be a wrap-up movie?

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