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Everyone remembers their first kiss, but what about seeing your first real-life vagina? In a candid coming-of-age, X-rated Wonder Years type thread, one brave Redditor poses the question: “Males of Reddit, how did you react the first time you saw a vagina in real life?”
Oh, boy. As the proud owner of a vagina, I can only imagine how this thread is going to shake down. In an Ask Reddit post with 6,000 comments and counting, the men of Reddit had something to say about the first time they got up close and personal with a delicate lady flower .
Here are the 12 most memorable reactions to seeing a vagina in the flesh:
“ Stuck my finger in it , like I was a toddler with a light socket.”
“Oh my god, I’m a huge fan. I’ve seen all your movies.”
“She pulled her pants down while we were behind a fence in a park during winter. I, being the amazingly intelligent 15-year-old boy that I was, thought that it would be funny to bend down and blow on it. She got really cold and punched me. The end.”
“First I sniffed it. Then I touched it. Then I probed it with my finger. Then I licked it. And then I put a tracking device on it so it can’t get away, and I’ll always know how to find it again.”
“‘I hope my boner doesn’t show through my scrubs.’ Yup, the first time I saw a vagina in real life was on my OB/GYN rotation in medical school.”
“‘Sweet merciful Christ, it’s more beautiful than I imagined.’ Followed by me going down on my girlfriend. This happened a month ago. I’m 24.”
“Seemed nice enough. I’d always liked the idea of a self-lubricating sexual orifice, and appreciated the fact that poop doesn’t come out of them. So I figured I might like to try them out at some point. Wasn’t disappointed. Wasn’t particularly blown away, either. But they lived up to expectations.”
“I thought to myself, ‘Huh… I hoped it would be more arousing in real life,’ and that’s when I realized I might like men.”
“To be honest, I acted like I had seen tons before and acted like I wasn’t super stoked.”
“I thought I was messing around with the wrong entrance.”
“There are so many flaps on this thing.”
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Everyone remembers their first kiss, but what about seeing your first real-life vagina? In a candid coming-of-age, X-rated Wonder Years type thread, one brave Redditor poses the question: “Males of Reddit, how did you react the first time you saw a vagina in real life?”
Oh, boy. As the proud owner of a vagina, I can only imagine how this thread is going to shake down. In an Ask Reddit post with 6,000 comments and counting, the men of Reddit had something to say about the first time they got up close and personal with a delicate lady flower .
Here are the 12 most memorable reactions to seeing a vagina in the flesh:
“ Stuck my finger in it , like I was a toddler with a light socket.”
“Oh my god, I’m a huge fan. I’ve seen all your movies.”
“She pulled her pants down while we were behind a fence in a park during winter. I, being the amazingly intelligent 15-year-old boy that I was, thought that it would be funny to bend down and blow on it. She got really cold and punched me. The end.”
“First I sniffed it. Then I touched it. Then I probed it with my finger. Then I licked it. And then I put a tracking device on it so it can’t get away, and I’ll always know how to find it again.”
“‘I hope my boner doesn’t show through my scrubs.’ Yup, the first time I saw a vagina in real life was on my OB/GYN rotation in medical school.”
“‘Sweet merciful Christ, it’s more beautiful than I imagined.’ Followed by me going down on my girlfriend. This happened a month ago. I’m 24.”
“Seemed nice enough. I’d always liked the idea of a self-lubricating sexual orifice, and appreciated the fact that poop doesn’t come out of them. So I figured I might like to try them out at some point. Wasn’t disappointed. Wasn’t particularly blown away, either. But they lived up to expectations.”
“I thought to myself, ‘Huh… I hoped it would be more arousing in real life,’ and that’s when I realized I might like men.”
“To be honest, I acted like I had seen tons before and acted like I wasn’t super stoked.”
“I thought I was messing around with the wrong entrance.”
“There are so many flaps on this thing.”
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“The entry point is lower down than I expected; those things should come with runway lights.”
“I had a basic idea of what a vagina looked like from sex ed in the seventh grade when I touched my first one in freshman year. It was… interesting. The texture, dampness, and heat made me freak out because I thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines. I was reaching into her jeans to finger her, so didn’t see what was going on. But yeah, freaked me out a bit.”
“My surprise has been ever since and it amazes me to this day. First time in at third base, we were young, super turned-on, and both fairly virginal. I have never since that day felt any lady-bits that were that soft and moist. It was like my finger fell into a perfectly warm fluffy dollop of whipped cream. Ah, to be 14 again. Thoroughly amazing that now, 26 years and heaps of experience later it is one of my most vivid sexual memories. On that note, ’scuse me I gotta go do…something.”
“The unashamed meatiness of the seriously flappy vagina I was presented with. Looked like a busted leather sofa, stuffed with bacon and kebab meat.”
“It was like working back at the fish farm spawn tanks all over again.
Thankfully I still had a bar of licorice soap. Seriously, it gets vagoo off like nothing else. Otherwise my hands smell for days.”
“M O I S T … It was a hot day, so it felt like Singapore in there.”
“That the term ‘being wet’ is so inaccurate. ‘Slimy’ would be more precise.”
“Before I saw one, I assumed vaginas hung between a woman’s legs, like a man’s balls. Like she was carrying a purse around down there. I don’t know, I was a kid.”
“That she didn’t have a dick. It was my cousin, we were tiny. I’d not seen a girl naked before, I figured everyone had one. Kinda freaked out. It got worse, though. In the couple months afterwards I saw 2 other girls naked. By this point I was starting to notice a pattern: I’ve seen 4 people naked, and I’m the only one with this floppy stuff in front of my legs. Clearly I must have a defect. So I went crying to my grandpa about how I needed to see a doctor to get rid of it.”
“How wet vaginas could get, like I thought it was just mostly interior lubricant but turns out girls can just get soaking wet…”
“How fast the female vagina can get from zero to wet.”
“Some women, i.e., the first one I was with, produce quite a bit of wetness, and it can get thick and white and gunky (which is no big deal, but turns out porn edited that detail out).”
“The first vagina I encountered smelled horrific.”
“That even though most women don’t look like Penthouse or Hustler models, the typical vagina is just as gorgeous and magical as the ones in the magazines. Thank you, women.”
“The taste and smell. Not bad or anything, just the scent of it when aroused was so different from my own body or even hers in other normal daily situations.”
“That the clit is NOT hard to find at all. It’s right there. Right at the top. Big or small, it’s in the same location. Press that little button & it’s like hitting GO on a roller coaster. I have no idea why the claim of ‘the clit is hard to find’ or ‘”the clit is a myth’ is so rampant.”
“That I would actually like the taste! The boys I grew up with had told so many horror stories of rancid fish and salty ass that I was terrified to put my mouth on a vagina. First chance I got, I gave it a shot and immediately became a fan. Sure, it’s not a scent I’d make into a candle or anything, but there is definitely something about having my lover’s musk on me that just triggers some primal shit. I’d say probably 75% of sex with my wife is cunnilingus and we’re both thrilled about it.”
“How long the smell would stick to your hands, face, etc… My first vagina was attached to a not-so-pleasant looking lady and the stink/shame followed me for a very long time.”
“How strong they can clench. Jesus didn’t think I was gonna get my hand out the same condition it went in.”
“Didn’t taste anything like what I expected (sweet-ish, yet salty/tangy on the tip of the tongue?), and the smell made me go feral…drove me completely wild…Sometimes the smell would sink into my upper lip and fingers; I’d just be sitting at work with a hard on cuz I smelled pussy all day….All those years of watching porn did pay off because apparently I knew exactly what I was doing :)”
“I remember thinking a vagina was just an immobile tunnel. I was pleasantly surprised when I discovered vaginas actually move, pulse, and squeeze. I was even more surprised once when I was with a girl and her vagina basically GRABBED my dick in such a way that during those couple seconds I don’t think I would be able to pull out without pain. Which brings a question I’ve always wanted to ask girls: When the vagina squeezes, is this a conscious thing, or is the girl down there doing its own thing?”
“How far round/under/down the actual entrance to a vag is. And the grip. Didn’t expect her to be able to grip like she had another hand in there!”
“I was so surprised by the labia. I remember making my move when we were laying on a secluded beach (15-year-old idea of romance). And I internally freaked out when my hand felt all these weird skin folds. Luckily I kept my shit together, she suggested we go back to her house where it’s more private. I spent that walk back trying to figure out what the hell the flapping thing was that I felt and panicking over where the damn hole was going to be.”
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"I didn't have a typical first vagina experience. When I was 13, my 18-year-old drug addict brother took me to an underground strip club in New York. I'm not sure why he invited me—maybe his junky buddies were all busy or something—but I wasn't about to say no. Everything about that night was awesome.
The First Time Someone Touched My Vagina Athambile Masola There are only a few words available in isiXhosa to refer to a vagina in a pleasant way— usisi, inhenhenhe, ikuku, umphantsi. When I was young, I viewed mine as being merely functional insofar as my menstrual cycle and other biological functions were concerned. I was happy with that.
Here are the 12 most memorable reactions to seeing a vagina in the flesh: 1. And what do we have here…. " Stuck my finger in it, like I was a toddler with a light socket.". 2. Don't I know ...
- first time I felt a vagina , I was confused at how slick and moist it was because I never felt skin become so wet, I thought it be dry like my penis was. all this yet I was pleased and enjoyed the feeling of the wettness on my fingers. made me want to smell it (I never knew what it smelled like lmao)
My first vagina was attached to a not-so-pleasant looking lady and the stink/shame followed me for a very long time." — pmc51 21. How strong they can clench. "How strong they can clench. Jesus didn't think I was gonna get my hand out the same condition it went in." — Barron_Cyber 22. The smell made me go feral.
My first sexual experience at 12 Anonymous 0 26/12/2017 Sex When I was twelve, I saw my first erection. It was my cousin. We went to visit them at their farm and stayed the weekend. My cousin Jason had just turned fifteen and we went exploring the woods on the other side of one of the fields that had corn growing in it. They had a small pond there.
She got a huge cut inside her vagina . She was so petrified at the amount of blood that she called an ambulance. She ended up in the ER with several stitches. She was in so much pain. It was pretty funny though."
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