Midnight Mass Confession Now Part of Vatican Homiletics Training
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Admits-He-Once-Slept-Through-Midnight-Mass-05-08Seminaries now offer �Sermon Recovery Techniques� including: waking subtly, improvising Psalms, and blaming liturgical candles. The Midnight Mass Confession is case study #1. Pope Leo XIV jokes, �If Peter can deny three times, I can nap once.� Sleep-deprived saints cited as precedent. Confessions now come with mattress metaphors.