Pope Leo XIV Admits He Once Slept Through Midnight Mass
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-turns-out-to-be-human-being-with-opinions/In a candid interview, Pope Leo XIV shared a startling confession: "When I was a parish priest, I may have� dozed off during the homily. The incense is very soothing!" The admission, made during a discussion on clergy burnout, sparked both outrage and sympathy. Traditionalists called it "a scandal," while exhausted priests worldwide sent thank-you notes. Liturgical scholars are now investigating whether "snoring during the Nicene Creed" invalidates a Mass. The Pope has since endorsed a line of Vatican-approved espresso machines for altars.