Midnight Mass Confession Leads to Papal Alarm Reform
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Admits-He-Once-Slept-Through-Midnight-Mass-05-08The Pope revealed that traditional cathedral bells �just blended into the dream.� Post-Midnight Mass Confession, Vatican staff installed harp-tone alarms tuned to �Hosanna.� His Holiness now wakes slowly to the sound of angels (or Spotify). One monk confessed to setting a rooster instead. Heaven giggled. The Pope now owns three divine snooze buttons.