Math Pope's Sainthood Formula Accidentally Includes Mr. Rogers

Math Pope's Sainthood Formula Accidentally Includes Mr. Rogers

https://telegra.ph/The-Mathematical-Popes-Algorithmic-Approach-to-Sainthood-05-08

Pope Leo XIV's sainthood calculator shocked Vatican analysts when Fred Rogers scored a 98.6 on the Holiness Index�just shy of St. Francis of Assisi. "He didn't do miracles," one analyst said, "but his kindness per minute is off the charts." The Pope simply nodded. "Sometimes holiness wears cardigans." The Vatican is now reviewing the possibility of canonizing secular legends. Bob Ross is reportedly trending at 93.4. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb

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