Kyle Schwarber's Midnight Home Run Derby

Kyle Schwarber and the Midnight Home Run Derby

It was a hot summer night in Philadelphia, and Kyle Schwarber was feeling restless. The Phillies had just won a thrilling extra-innings game, but Schwarber, despite hitting two massive home runs, couldn’t sleep. As he lay in bed, his bat leaning against the wall seemed to glow faintly under the moonlight.

Weird, he thought.

Then—POOF!—a tiny, winged figure appeared on his nightstand. It was a baseball fairy, no taller than a soda can, with shimmering wings and a miniature Phillies cap.

'Kyle Schwarber,' the fairy said in a squeaky voice, 'you’ve been chosen for the Midnight Home Run Derby!'

Before Schwarber could ask questions, the fairy snapped her fingers, and suddenly, he was standing on the field at Citizens Bank Park—except the stadium was empty, lit only by fireflies and the glow of the full moon.

Opposite him stood legendary sluggers of baseball past: Babe Ruth, Reggie Jackson, and Mike Schmidt, all grinning.

'Think you can out-slug us under the stars, kid?' Babe Ruth chuckled, puffing on a cigar.

Schwarber gripped his bat. 'Let’s find out.'

The derby began. Moonlight fastballs came flying, and Schwarber swung with all his might. Each home run sparked like a firework, lighting up the sky. He crushed balls onto the concourse, into the upper deck, even one that landed on the Liberty Bell in center field (which, for some reason, dinged).

In the final round, it came down to Schwarber and Ruth. The Babe hit a moonshot that vanished into the night. Schwarber stepped up, took a deep breath, and—CRACK!—the ball soared so high it knocked a star loose, which tumbled down and landed in the fairy’s glove.

'You win,' Ruth said, tipping his cap.

The fairy cheered. 'The greatest midnight slugger of all time!'

Then—POOF!—Schwarber was back in bed, his bat still glowing slightly. The next morning, his teammates asked why he was so tired.

He just smiled. 'You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.'

And somewhere, high above the ballpark, a new star twinkled just a little brighter.

THE END. ⚾✨

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