Kevin Hassett Predicts Imminent Recession Again

'KEVIN HASSETT IN SHOCK ECONOMIC PREDICTION: 'RECESSION IMMINENT'—OR IS HE JUST CRYING WOLF AGAIN?'

Byline: Randy Scoopster, Daily Buzz

Washington, D.C.—Kevin Hassett, the bowtie-sporting, numbers-crunching economist who’s been wrong as often as he’s been right, is back in the headlines with another BOMBSHELL prediction. This time? A 'RECESSION IS COMING—AND SOON!'

But wait—haven’t we heard this before?

Hassett, a former Trump advisor and frequent Fox News guest, has made a career out of doom-and-gloom forecasts, only to later shrug and say, 'Oops, my bad!' when the economy keeps chugging along.

Hassett’s Greatest Misses

2019: Warned of a 'Great Depression-style' crash if Trump wasn’t re-elected. (Spoiler: Trump lost, and the market soared.)

2020: Predicted a 'V-shaped recovery' post-COVID. (Instead, we got inflation, supply chain chaos, and memestock madness.)

2022: Declared Biden’s policies would trigger 'stagflation.' (Unemployment stayed low, stocks rebounded, and Hassett quietly changed the subject.)

Now, with election fever heating up, Hassett is back with a new apocalyptic vision—claiming that soaring debt, shaky markets, and geopolitical chaos mean a recession is 'mathematically unavoidable.'

Experts React: 'He’s Just Trying to Stay Relevant!'

We spoke to top economists, and the response was BRUTAL:

'Kevin’s a smart guy, but he’s been the boy who cried recession for years.' — Former Fed Insider

'This feels more like a political hit job than real analysis.' — Pro-Biden Economist

'Hey, if he’s wrong again, maybe he’ll get another CNN gig?' — Anonymous Wall Street Exec

What’s Really Going On?

Sources whisper that Hassett is angling for a role in a potential Trump 2.0 White House, and nothing gets you conservative airtime like predicting economic doom under Biden.

One thing’s for sure: If Hassett’s track record holds, the economy will probably boom just to spite him.

Stay tuned, folks—this economist’s crystal ball might be cracked, but his media tour is just getting started!

#HassettHysteria #RecessionOrRatings? #BowtieOfDoom

Do YOU think Hassett is right this time—or just crying wolf? Sound off in the comments!

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