Host SNL Tonight with Hilarious Sketches

Title: Host SNL Tonight

Opening Monologue:
(Lights up on the SNL stage. The audience cheers as the host, a slightly nervous but excited [Your Name], steps out.)

HOST:
'Wow! Hosting SNL—what a dream! I’ve watched this show my whole life, and now I’m here… which means one thing: My parents are finally proud of me. (Beat.) Just kidding, Dad still wants me to go to law school.'

(Cut to a pretend 'Dad' in the audience shaking his head. Laughter.)

HOST (CONT’D):
'But seriously, this is surreal. I keep expecting Lorne Michaels to jump out and say, ‘Psych! You’re actually just here to clean the dressing rooms.’'

(Suddenly, Lorne’s voice over the loudspeaker: 'You’re also cleaning the dressing rooms.')

HOST (nervous laugh):
'…Worth it! Let’s get to the show!'

Sketch 1: The Worst Job Interview
(Host plays an over-eager applicant at a corporate job. The interviewer (Kenan) asks basic questions, but the host keeps answering like they’re on a game show.)

KENAN:
'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

HOST (buzzer sound):
'BZZT! Oh sorry, I thought we were playing Family Feud! I’ll take ‘Bankruptcy’ for $500, Steve!'

(Kenan slowly closes the resume. Cut to silent stare.)

Sketch 2: The Haunted Airbnb
(Host and cast play a group of friends staying in a 'haunted' rental. Spooky noises happen, but the real horror is the host reading the bad Yelp reviews aloud.)

HOST (dramatic gasp):
'‘The towels were rough as sandpaper’… GHOSTS ARE ONE THING, BUT THIS?!'

(Suddenly, a 'ghost' (Bowen) pops out.)

BOWEN (deadpan):
'I left that review. I died here in 2018… from scratchy towels.'

Musical Performance:
(Cut to the host 'accidentally' joining the musical guest on stage for a chaotic, off-key duet before being escorted off by security.)

Goodnights:
(The host hugs the cast, covered in confetti, grinning.)

HOST:
'Thank you, SNL! Mom, Dad—I still won’t go to law school!'

(Curtain falls. Cheers.)

THE END.

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