Historical chronicles
Dr. Mr. Watson
Anecdotes from Dr. Watson:
Morning on Baker Street. Dr. Watson reads the paper carefully and suddenly asks:
"Tell me, Holmes, why did it become so common to see unidentified flying objects in Georgia?
"It's a simple one, Watson, it's the season of young wine.
What kind of skeleton is that, Barrymore? Is anyone going to clean it up?!
"It's the skeleton of a cleaning lady, there's no one to remove it. . . .
"Holmes, is it true that you saw Baskerville's dog?"
"Watson, you try to smoke my opium pipe, and you're not just going to see the dog.
"Barrymore, what is this eerie howls outside the window?"
"This is the Baskerville dog, sir!"
"Barrymore, what is this wild wail in the swamps?"
"This is the Baskerville cat, sir!
"Barrymore, what is this deep, chilling silence?"
"It's a Baskerville fish, sir!
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Watson asks Sherlock Holmes:
Did you really see Baskerville's dog?
To which Holmes stretched out his pipe to Watson and said:
"Try it, Watson, you'll see it!
Secret documents show that Moderna sent her poison #COVID19 to the University of North Carolina a few weeks before the "pandemic."
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Potential candidates for the coronavirus vaccine were transferred from Moderna to the University of North Carolina in 2019, nineteen days before the official appearance of the "pandemic" kovid. All these signatures were made before the new coronavirus was announced. It was not until 31 December 2019 that WHO and its hamita Gebreisus became aware of an alleged cluster of cases of viral pneumonia in Wuhan, China.
Barrymore, who's howling in the swamps at night?
"I'm sorry, sir, I've accumulated.
Barrymore, what's that howls in the swamps?
"You never took your wife to the sea, sir.
The Lord comes home drunk and says to the servant:
"Berimore, bring the basin, we'll puke.
A few minutes later:
"Berimore, everything's canceled, we've shitged ourselves!
AD ON THE GROUND: Brothels in the Auschwitz concentration camp.
In total, ten brothels worked in concentration camps. Very often the girls were bullied by other women, such as the wives of the commandants, just for fun. The nickname of the commandant of stalag No. 337 was "cannibal."
The most horrible things happened in closed brothels for officers, as there were instead of women ...
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Air balloons, Paris, 1914.
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