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As Samantha Jones once said ‘honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing’.
This is what we’re thinking on those occasions when you’re lucky enough to be getting head.
1.This is an overly complicated belt. Seriously, is this a chastity belt?
2. Note to self: buy him new pants. If I don’t, his mother will get more of these monstrosities.
4. Christ, this is taking a long time. Is he delaying on purpose or am I really bad at this?
5. If I pretend to be enjoying this that might speed things up.
7. Oh well, at least he’s not as big as that guy I met on holiday.
8. Er, grabbing the back of my head may seem sexy but I’d rather not choke to death, thanks.
9. I wonder if men secretly find vaginas as gross-looking as women find penises.
10. Not as gross as balls though. There’s really nothing sexy about a ball.
11. If I look in his eyes while I’m doing this that will speed things up, won’t it?
12. I really want to stop now but it seems like I might actually be getting somewhere.
13. Dilemma: if I switch to hand I’ll be way more comfortable. But that might set things back a bit.
14. That’s it, I can’t breathe, I’m switching to hand.
15. Why do men like this so much anyway?
16. I guess I might as well try that thing I read in Cosmo.
17. I really should have tied my hair back.
19. Right. How should I deal with the impending, er, situation?
20. Don’t want to swallow. Spit seems rude. Boobs might be better but I don’t trust his aim.
21. If I’d used a condom I wouldn’t be having this dilemma.
23. Oops, neck and hair it is then. Oh well, better than that time I got red eye.
24. Crap, this will take ages to shampoo out.

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5 Blow Job Positions That Will Make Going Down On Him More Enjoyable For You By Alex Conrad | October 4, 2017

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I’ll be the first to admit that the thought of giving a blow job used to feel like a fucking chore. It’s that item at the bottom of your to-do list that you can get away with not doing, but probably should be done soon. Like, it never actually leaves, but somehow always gets checked off first—sort of like my last Tinder hookup. But since I’m supposed to be giving you better ways to enjoy sucking dick , while somehow convincing my mom that I’m still at least half a virgin, I’m here to tell you to sack up (pun intended), because dedicating your precious time to giving one blowie isn’t all that fucking bad. Maybe it’s just the type of savage friends I choose to surround myself with, but when I asked how often they give head, this was literally their response:
On one hand, *insert slow golf clap here*. But if you’re reading this and are one of those girls who thinks this doesn’t apply to you because you have a vagine of gold and you treat your guy to half-assed hand jobs on the reg, you’re the reason he cheats, but I guess also the reason I’m employed. That was harsh, but whatever. Giving a hand job is like giving someone a yellow Starburst. It’s always the last choice, but they’re not gonna not take it. So I’m here to save you the shitty comparison with easy positions that’ll make giving head suck a little less (srsly, killing these puns), because nobody wants to be compared to a yellow Starburst. Not even a fucking yellow Starburst.
It’s Sunday morning so, just guessing, you’re prob hungover and the last thing you care to think about is plowing your face into his junk before you can even press start on the Keurig. I get it. But while you’re lying there checking the likes on last night’s Instagram, his morning wood is begging to be sanded down, so because I’m the nice slut woman that I am, I’ll let you in on a secret: Surprising a guy with an earlybird BJ is a proven fact that you’ll get your way the entire rest of the week, but mostly a surefire way he won’t be personally victimized by your morning breath. All you need to do is prop a pillow on his stomach and lay sideways while resting your head on it. His dick will literally be staring you in the face, so you barely even have to move. This position is great for when you’re not entirely awake to give full-service head, but awake enough to not pass back out with a mouth full of peen.
No need to lie anymore—this is a safe place, so let it out, honey. Put it in the book: 69 fucking blows (now I’m just being annoying with the puns). It’s impossible to even concentrate when you’re trying to dodge any and all contact with raw asshole, and holding yourself up constitutes like, a 4-hour barre workout. The sideways 69 is a little less work and a lot less regret. Really all you need to do is lay on your sides in the opposite direction and go to town. He can even get crafty on your end and use a vibrator while you’re generously sampling the sausage. You know, like a “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” kinda thing.
If you’re that “can’t keep it in your fucking pants” couple, this one’s for you. Your guy literally just needs to be sitting down while you’re sitting next to him. The next and final step is unzipping his pants and bending over—yeah, groundbreaking. Do it in a theater (for the love of the children, I hope you’re not doing this in a theater, you sick fuck), do it while he’s driving, the world is your bedroom. This position isn’t exactly the most innovative, but trust me—doing it in a taboo location will amp up the excitement and take the edge off whatever is so goddamn torturous about giving head. Just please don’t get arrested.
Life is just too damn short to agree to favors that don’t also benefit you in the process. That’s just my take on selfless acts of kindness, but to each their own. This position is probably the most advanced, but I included it because of its benefits. Like, think about it: Would you ever even consider taking a job in the real world without 401k benefits? Case closed. Start out by laying on your bed with your head slightly dangling off. Even though your mouth is fully occupied, it’s important to remember that you’re still in control of this ship (fucking duh). Use your hands to grab onto his thighs and guide him as you damn well please. From there, he has easy access to reach around and keep your vacant vagine some hard-earned company. It’s all really just the law of physics at this point, but if you failed that class, just keep going until he finishes or all the blood rushes to your head—basically whichever comes first.
So I realize now that this position is probably the reason for so many peoples’ utter disgust in giving out blowies, but it’s called a blow “job”, not a blow “piece of cake”. So here’s the thing: one of the only times a betch lets a guy exert his dominance is in the bedroom. All you have to do is abide by the rules of gravity. Lay flat on the bed, let him straddle your face, and well… Honestly, I know you’re not an idiot, so judging by the name of this position alone, need I go on?
Alex Conrad is an Orange County-based writer who prides herself in the art of pregaming and lives by the mantra, "If you can't tone it, tan it." When she's not scheming up how to get away with doing the bare minimum, she's probably attempting to justify her latest Target purchase to her husband. Follow her on Instagram @ayyycon_ for french bulldog spam but mostly just for validation.
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This was taken near the entrance to Lost Prairie campground along highway 20 in the Cascades. The trees were so filled with snow it was just beautiful. At first I was a little sad there was no sun, but then if there had been I would probably have had a terrible time not blowing out the exposure. The snow plows were doing a great job and we had no trouble at all navigating the winding roads.
Inspired by a RL convo a dear friend and I had about her trepidation of going to the dentist for a follow up procedure.
To be fair she told me i should do a pic about it, so i had to. So fair warning to all, anything we discuss at any time could become a pic. Only the names will be changed to protect the innocent.
Kirchhorst Impressionen / 11.05.2022 / Niedersachsen / lower saxony
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This picture is more and more common in my neighborhood. Last year amazing old forest full of spiritual energy, this year desolation. Those few trees left are going to be ripped off by the first wind blow anyway. Yeah. Good job...
Another shot from my day out in Utica and Rome last fall. What a great weekend trip. I totally need to do this again!
For the New Englander needing to get a big time Alco fix the Delaware-Lackawanna down in Scranton is the obvious choice. But, if you want something different that is about the same drive (time wise, but much easier!) the D-L's sister Genesee Valley Transportation road out in Utica is a good choice.
Operating on some disconnected former New York Central Railroad secondary lines the Mohawk, Adirondack and Northern has been in operation since 1991. While the paper mills that once sustained these routes are all gone, smaller carload customers, transloads, and storage cars have kept the railroad afloat and the lines intact.
While you won't find giant grain trains and six axle Centuries here one thing the MHWA (these are the road's reporting marks) does have that their sister doesn't, is 11 miles of trackage rights on CSXT's busy Mohawk Sub mainline to access their trackage in Rome, NY from their Utica Yard headquarters. I know of nowhere else where you can see classic Schnectady or Montreal built units smoking it up as they truly fly at up to 60 mph! It really is a miraculous sight to behold!
Once they reach Rome things slow down a bit as they trundle about on their former Rome, Watertown and Ogdensburg (NYC) and US Air Force rails. The latter trackage is what we see here on the former Griffiss Air Force base that existed for more than half century from its opening in 1942 to its closing in 1995.
While the loss of the base and its 5000 jobs was a huge economic blow to the community, I am sure we can all be grateful that their is no longer a need to base B52 strategic bombers here with the end of the Cold War. Repurposed as the city owned Griffiss Technologies and Business Park the MHWA provides rail service to the former Air Force Base. To learn more check out this article: www.uticaod.com/news/20200119/griffiss-growth-leaves-lega...
The major customer that the MHWA serves in the park is is Sovena USA which employs about 175 people at their plan. The company was founded as the East Coast Olive Oil Corporation in Utica in 1991, and 80 percent of it was acquired in 2005 by the Portugal-based Sovena Group, which two years later renamed it Sovena USA and moved it to Griffiss.
Here is a MHWA 2453 (Alco C425 blt. Oct. 1964 as Erie Lackawanna 2453) long hood forward with a string of tank cars in tow on former USAF trackage after having switched out Sovena at the end of the line. They have just just passed the former base power plant which once received coal by rail and are approaching the Otis St. crossing on the way back to the small storage yard on base where they will make a few moves before heading back out to the CSXT main for the short fast sprint home to Utica.
I had thought of myself as an old dog in analog b+w after 30odd years shaking film tanks about.
Now I learned the new trick of not shaking the tank at all- stand developing really did a great job with some Fomapan 400 I had exposed in high and low contrast situations on the same roll togerher.
In this image I really like the way the highlights are rendered with a radiant glow while never really blowing out...
The film had practically developed itself,
2 hours unmoved in Rodinal 1+100 :)
I guess you wonder why a ski chalet is located here on the shore of Virginia among the rivers, creeks and the Chesapeake Bay.
This is a ski instructor training facility. It isn’t very big because, frankly, not too many beachy young folk in swimwear want to be ski instructors. Also we get very little snow here. A couple of inches at a time.
So how this works is the applicants (or applicant) gets to live in this marvelous chalet to give them the feel of a real mountain retreat.
The training begins with the students putting on their snow suits, helmets (now required by the State when skiing), gloves, etc. Then they put on their skis and proceed to the back of the chalet where there is a rope tow to take them to the top of the roof. The teacher stands a safe distance away on the ground. (Don’t they always!)
Once they are balanced on the peak of the roof, the teacher blows the whistle and the student skis down the slope of the roof. It is more difficult than it looks because 98% of the time there is no snow.
Trees are placed strategically around the roof to help break their fall and to teach them to watch out for hazards on the slope.
After a hard day of training the students get to sit on the screened porch and drink a hot toddy in front of the fake fireplace. Ski instruction at its best.
I only know one fellow who graduated. After his broken legs healed he took a job in Vale, Colorado at a lovely ski resort.
I think this photo might qualify for Slider Sunday, because it is all about sliding. One other interesting point. There seems to be a mummified bird in the window just above the porch roof. It is hard to see the bird because I had to take this picture on the fly (haha) and the focus could be better, if I’m honest.
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Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat 'til the neighbors gonna die of fright
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
'Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce and how you'll scream
This is Halloween, red and black, slimy green
Aren't you scared? Well, that's just fine
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the who when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody is waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
This is Halloween, everybody scream
Won't you please make way for a very special guy
Our man Jack is king of the Pumpkin Patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
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This takes place in the Constellation Leo just right of the star Regulus(Little King) This also is the new Moon where the Scripture says; 'Blow up the trumpet in the new moon' PSALM 81:3
JOB 33:8; Do you know the laws of the heavens? Can you regulate their authority over the earth?
LUKE 21:25; And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
The wind was blowing quite strongly and contributed to the crazy bokeh, obviously by shaking the branches. This is another one where I didn't have to go far, just a few feet from my house.
I had just taken this lens apart to clean the glass and I needed a shot to see if I did a good job, or least didn't destroy it.
Die guten Geister. In einer Kurve entlang der Straße festgesteckt.
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So they can't blow away, the good spirits of the street – the trees are pretty steadfast. And unshakable, despite the wind and freezing cold. And – such a flurry of snow can do magic. Right?
Although it seems like I gave my last in image editing, my camera did a great job here and conjured up this mood in advance :-)
So können sie nicht wegwehen, die guten Geister der Straße – die Bäume sind hübsch standhaft. Und unerschütterlich, trotz Wind und Eiseskälte. Und – so ein Schneetreiben kann zaubern. Oder?
Obwohl es so scheint, als hätte ich mein Letztes gegeben bei der Bildbearbeitung, hat meine Kamera hier ganze Arbeit geleistert und schon vorher diese Stimmung gezaubert :-)
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Fighting Dragons of Ara! A nebula within the Milky Way, not super well known due to being a Southern Hemisphere target, NGC 6188! This shot has possibly the most data of any shot I have done, over 6 hours of monochrome narrowband 12nm hydrogen alpha as well as 2.5 hours of UHC filter colour data. The hydrogen alpha was shot at Hawker on the weekend under a nearly full moon, most of the UHC colour was shot last night from Bortle 6 light polluted metro Adelaide skies before the moon came up (with a little high cloud blowing thru!). Astro Pixel Processor did a nice job combining the data from the 2 filters and getting normal looking colour (the raw UHC shots are massively purple!) Hopefully in a week or 2 I can get some normal RGB colour data , but I am pret
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