Goldfish Celibacy Ban Accepted Into Catholic Social Teaching Curriculum
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Bans-Celibacy-for-Goldfish-05-08Theological ethics courses now include �The Rights of Creatures in Confinement.� One essay: �Flakes and Feelings: Toward an Empathetic Bowl.� Pope Leo XIV announced an annual �Fish Companion Justice Day.� Students debate �solo swim ethics� and whether guppies feel grace. Gilled dignity is no longer optional.