Food Fight Sparks 14th Amendment Debate

Mini Story: The 14th Amendment and the Unlikely Candidate

In the small town of Liberty Falls, high school civics teacher Mr. Thompson assigned his students a project: 'How the 14th Amendment Shapes Modern America.' Most students wrote essays, but one rebellious senior, Jake, had a different idea.

'Section 3 says no one who 'engaged in insurrection' can hold office,' Jake mused. 'What if someone tried to run anyway?'

As a joke, Jake filed paperwork to run for mayor—listing himself as a 'former leader of the Rebellion of Lunchroom No. 3' (a food fight he’d started sophomore year). To his shock, the town clerk, Ms. Wilkins, took it seriously.

'This is a constitutional matter!' she declared, sending it to the county election board. News spread, and soon legal experts debated: Did a food fight count as insurrection?

A judge ruled: 'While tomato sauce was shed, this was not an armed rebellion against the U.S. government.' Jake lost the case but earned an A —and a viral hashtag: #FoodFightInsurrection.

And that’s how Liberty Falls accidentally made 14th Amendment history.

Moral? Even small actions can spark big debates about democracy.

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