First Time Vagina

First Time Vagina

by Scott Muska Published: Jun 17, 2015
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‘My first thought was that vaginas look very much like peaches.'
The first time a guy sees a vagina up close and personal is usually a momentous occasion—it’s the first time he sees the organ that a substantial amount of his life will revolve around.
When I first saw a vagina in the flesh, I was in middle school and the only vaginas I had seen before were photos in some old issues of Playboy my brother and I had found. But one day when I was at a friend’s party around the time I was 13, one of the guys convinced a girl to show us her lady business. She was completely shaved, and I thought, “Oh my god, it looks like nothing I've ever seen before." The strangest thing about it was that I was very intrigued by it, and I wanted to look at it forever—though there wasn't anything that visually appealing about it. I still don't know why, really, but I'll stare at a vagina for hours on end if given the opportunity.
To see what went through other guys' minds the first time they saw a hoo-ha, I asked them to recount that magical moment.
“My older sister was having a slumber party, and I was given very specific instructions to make myself scarce. But she had a lot of cute girls over, and as an adolescent with a bunch of girls staying in my house for the entire night, I was determined to get some time in with them. My opportunity came when I heard them blasting my Oasis CD from my sister's room. I busted in there without knocking to say I wanted my CD back, and one of her friends turned around. She was naked except for a bra. The first thing I thought was, ‘Oh, my god! [Vaginas] look nothing at all like I pictured!’ Honestly, I pictured them as just a basic slit or slot. Like an unzipped change purse without the actual zipper, but there was more to it. There were lips and some stuff near the top of the slit that I would later discover was a clitoris.” —Justin D.
“For me, it was less of a visual experience than a sense of smell kind of thing. I had been seeing a girl who was much more sexually experienced than me. I had fingered her a few times without having seen her vagina because her pants were on and we were always in the dark, but then we both decided we should try out the 69 thing. So the first time I saw a vagina, the girl was basically sitting on my face. I definitely got a close-up. Anyway, I just started licking around with my eyes open and thought a lot about their very distinct scent. Honestly, it smelled a little bit like fish. I found out later that this was more or less a common thing.” —Noah R.
“My first thought was like, ‘What the f**k am I supposed to do with that thing? Where do I even start?’” —Evan Y.
“This is going to sound really weird and maybe bad, but my dad used to refer to vaginas as ‘axe wounds.’ I had no idea why until I actually saw one. When I did, I laughed a little bit and thought ‘Whoa! That is, like, a pretty clean slit. Now I get why he calls it that.’” —Brad T.
“Ummm…how in the f**k does a BABY come out of there?” —Clayton H.
“Honestly, my first thought was that vaginas look very much like peaches. And after that, I realized why people were always referring to them that way." —Jared S.
“I spent a lot of time looking at my own penis and thought about how weird it seemed. So when I saw my first vagina, it was kind of comforting. I was like, ‘Oh, vaginas are bizarre looking, too!’ There are folds and all that stuff. I felt better about how strange genitals are across the board—regardless of gender.” —Zack R.
“My thoughts were of utter confusion. I was looking at this organ that was really mostly unremarkable and a little bit weird-looking. I was confused by how much I wanted to be in or around it. I didn’t understand then, and I still don’t. Hormones are so weird.” —Andrew S.
“The first time I saw a vagina, I was like ‘Oh my god, gross!’ I didn’t know why anyone would want to stick their fingers or penis inside of that. I guess I should also mention here that I'm gay. I didn’t know it at the time, but the first time I saw a vag probably put me on the fast track to figuring that out.” —Mark P.
“My first thought was, 'Oh! Now I get why they call them clams!'” —Carlos S.
Scott Muska is a writer in New York City. You can follow him on Twitter @scottmuska or e-mail him at srm5082@gmail.com.
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The First Time Someone Touched My Vagina
Men are crazy after me I'm too man crazy but a never let a man kiss my v even if they wanted to but I'm never go to that step, for now in the bedroom I'm keeping it simple
No i would never let a guy kiss my ass
There are only a few words available in isiXhosa to refer to a vagina in a pleasant way— usisi, inhenhenhe, ikuku, umphantsi . When I was young, I viewed mine as being merely functional insofar as my menstrual cycle and other biological functions were concerned. I was happy with that.
Until a boy’s curious hands to help me understand what my vagina is really about.
In Grade 9, our Bible Education teacher at school went through the implications of exploring sexuality with boys. The hidden message was that males were physical and females emotional. Because we, as girls, responded to sex emotionally, we should never let boys take advantage of us. Enjoying what happened between a boy and a girl was simply not an option—it would lead to the girl being called ‘loose’.
In my early teens I had a chronic case of what my friends and I called ‘the disease to please’. The main symptom of this illness was that if any boy showed an interest in me and made advances, he was bound to get the answer he was looking for. At primary school I had been described as playing hard to get and now I was loose. I can’t explain how this radical shift happened—perhaps it was partly curiosity and partly searching for attention.
I had heard about being fingered but didn’t know any of the details, so when it happened, I was shocked and unprepared. I have to say it was a pleasant surprise. I don’t remember if the boy was my ‘official boyfriend’ or not, but whenever we went out we ended up kissing. The step from kissing to touching was not communicated, it just happened. His hands managed to find their way to my vagina while we were kissing and I remember sitting in a position that made it easy for him to venture ‘down there’.
Later he started to kiss my vagina, an even more pleasant surprise. I had never realised my vagina had the possibility of evoking a good feeling. And that’s how I became acquainted with the silence around sexuality: that it is not, in fact, dirty but something that can be enjoyable.
Yet a girl who let boys touch her was considered a bad girl and I didn’t want to be bad for the rest of my teenage years. I soon learned to restrain myself, mostly by avoiding boys I found attractive lest they should venture ‘down there’ and release a flood of forbidden sensations and emotions.
This attitude has carried over to my adult life and is taking a lot of work to undo, because the reality is that I am a woman with desires that I shouldn’t be afraid of.
Athambile Masola is a feminist (high school) teacher .

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Everyone remembers their first kiss, but what about seeing your first real-life vagina? In a candid coming-of-age, X-rated Wonder Years type thread, one brave Redditor poses the question: “Males of Reddit, how did you react the first time you saw a vagina in real life?”
Oh, boy. As the proud owner of a vagina, I can only imagine how this thread is going to shake down. In an Ask Reddit post with 6,000 comments and counting, the men of Reddit had something to say about the first time they got up close and personal with a delicate lady flower .
Here are the 12 most memorable reactions to seeing a vagina in the flesh:
“ Stuck my finger in it , like I was a toddler with a light socket.”
“Oh my god, I’m a huge fan. I’ve seen all your movies.”
“She pulled her pants down while we were behind a fence in a park during winter. I, being the amazingly intelligent 15-year-old boy that I was, thought that it would be funny to bend down and blow on it. She got really cold and punched me. The end.”
“First I sniffed it. Then I touched it. Then I probed it with my finger. Then I licked it. And then I put a tracking device on it so it can’t get away, and I’ll always know how to find it again.”
“‘I hope my boner doesn’t show through my scrubs.’ Yup, the first time I saw a vagina in real life was on my OB/GYN rotation in medical school.”
“‘Sweet merciful Christ, it’s more beautiful than I imagined.’ Followed by me going down on my girlfriend. This happened a month ago. I’m 24.”
“Seemed nice enough. I’d always liked the idea of a self-lubricating sexual orifice, and appreciated the fact that poop doesn’t come out of them. So I figured I might like to try them out at some point. Wasn’t disappointed. Wasn’t particularly blown away, either. But they lived up to expectations.”
“I thought to myself, ‘Huh… I hoped it would be more arousing in real life,’ and that’s when I realized I might like men.”
“To be honest, I acted like I had seen tons before and acted like I wasn’t super stoked.”
“I thought I was messing around with the wrong entrance.”
“There are so many flaps on this thing.”
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