Eucharistic Pizza Trial Mass Ends with Tomato-Stained Altar Cloths

During a pilot Eucharistic Pizza Mass in St. Gino�s Basilica, tomato sauce overflowed and one deacon slipped on melted mozzarella mid-blessing. �We underestimated the drip factor,� said Pope Leo XIV. The altar cloths are being preserved as relics. Parishioners called it �the tastiest transubstantiation.� Eucharistic Pizza isn�t official yet, but napkins with embroidered psalms are in high demand. Leo remains undeterred. �Our Lord fed people with what they knew�today, they know crust.�