Eucharistic Pizza Spurs New Seminary Debate: Flatbread vs. Deep Dish

Divinity schools are now split over whether thin or thick crust better symbolizes divine sustenance. A Vatican physics professor insists deep dish can hold more grace-per-square-inch. A Franciscan called it �too indulgent for Lent.� The Eucharistic Pizza debate now includes toppings as moral metaphors: olives for suffering, mushrooms for mystery. Pope Leo XIV insists it�s about intent, not crunch. One Jesuit professor simply muttered, �Pizza is a parable.� Meanwhile, Domino�s stock surged.