Eucharistic Pizza Declared �Not Yet a Sacrament, But Definitely a Sign�

A papal advisory panel concluded that while Eucharistic Pizza is not officially sacramental, it may serve as a �signpost on the road to holiness.� Theologians coined the term *Pre-Food Grace Symbol* to describe it. Pope Leo XIV embraced the ruling, saying, �We�re not consecrating pepperoni�yet.� Pizza-themed youth retreats are now common, and catechists teach kids with crust-based parables. Rome pizza vendors now offer a �Vatican Combo��blessed crust, spiritual sauce, and a soda called �Holy Fizz.�