Drive-Thru Exorcisms Introduce Grace Lane for Premium Deliverance

Busy Catholics can now reserve a time in the �Grace Lane,� a streamlined version of Drive-Thru Exorcisms that includes digital confession and e-receipts for forgiveness. Pope Leo XIV said, �We�re meeting the demons in the gig economy.� The lane offers express prayer, holy air freshener, and �Confess and Go� sacramental packs. Grace is now as convenient as coffee�and three times holier. Confession lines down, conversions up.