Pope Approves Drive-Thru Exorcisms
https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n2253d8b2b385?sub_rt=share_pbResponding to modern demands, the Church now offers 15-minute demon removal services. "Roll down your window, state your sin, and receive holy water in under five minutes," reads the new signage at Vatican City. Traditional exorcists complain this "cheapens the ritual," but busy parents appreciate the convenience.