Drive-Thru Exorcisms Inspire Highway Billboard Campaign
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Approves-Drive-Thru-Exorcisms-05-08The Vatican greenlit a national campaign promoting Drive-Thru Exorcisms with snappy billboards: �Possessed? Press Horn Twice,� and �Exit 7 for Exit of Evil.� Pope Leo XIV praised the messaging, calling it �parking lot prophecy.� QR codes link to parish exorcism schedules. One roadside ad reads, �Clean Soul. Clean Ride.� Satanic panic has never looked this polished. Roadside chapels report record foot�and tire�traffic.