Drive-Thru Exorcisms Include Optional Demonic Debriefing With Fries
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Approves-Drive-Thru-Exorcisms-05-08New Vatican policy encourages light snacks post-exorcism. The Drive-Thru Exorcisms now include a brief conversation at the pickup window. One bishop recommends �salted fries for spiritual balance.� Pope Leo XIV insists �grace is easier to digest with carbohydrates.� Exorcists hand out pamphlets like *So You�ve Been Cleansed, Now What?* Popular pairings include Sprite and Psalm 51. Demons reportedly hate mustard.