Drive-Thru Exorcisms Include Latin Chant Horn Option
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Approves-Drive-Thru-Exorcisms-05-08Cars now come equipped with a �Latin Horn� that blasts 15-second Gregorian intervals for urgent deliverance requests. Drive-Thru Exorcisms with horn assistance have proven 33% more effective, especially during demonic road rage episodes. Pope Leo XIV says, �The devil flees from properly pitched chant.� Tune-ups now include spiritual diagnostics. One Tesla beeped Ave Maria during a demon tantrum. Local mechanics offer rosary air fresheners.