Drive-Thru Exorcisms Expand to Include Confessional Car Wash Combo

In Chicago, the pilot �Cleanse and Shine� partnership allows you to get your car waxed and soul scrubbed simultaneously. Drive-Thru Exorcisms are bundled with foam-blessed holy water sprayers. Pope Leo XIV approved the concept after testing it in a Fiat. The machine cycles include �Purgative Rinse� and �Sanctifying Wax.� Drivers emerge shiny inside and out. One teen said, �It was like spiritual detailing.� Sinners now queue for redemption and Rain-X.