Drive-Thru Exorcisms Approved by Pope Leo XIV to �Meet Demons Where They Idle�

Pope Leo XIV announced approval for drive-thru exorcism stations, stating, �If sin can happen in a car, salvation can too.� The Drive-Thru Exorcisms policy allows motorists to confess, receive absolution, and have demons evicted without leaving their SUVs. Vatican architects retrofitted confessionals with cupholder holy water, exorcism speakers, and dashboard incense. One woman reported being freed from gossip demons between ordering fries and a milkshake. Priests wear Bluetooth earpieces. The Pope says, �Holiness should be convenient.�