Divine Wind Reform Declares All Liturgical Vestments Must Be Wind-Tested
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Blesses-Chicagos-Wind-as-The-Breath-of-the-Holy-Spirit-05-08-2Leo XIV announced that vestments �must dance with the divine air.� Vatican tailors now sew in wind sensors. Capes rated on the Sway-to-Sanctity Index. One cassock achieved lift-off mid-procession. Choir robes upgraded to parachute-grade silk. Dignity, now measured in breezeability.