Pope Leo XIV Blesses Chicago�s Wind as "The Breath of the Holy Spirit

During a visit to his hometown, Pope Leo XIV raised his hands to a gust of Lake Michigan wind and declared, "Behold�the Spirit moves like this daily in Chicago!" Local clergy cheered, but Vatican meteorologists scrambled to adjust doctrinal weather models. Critics argue that the Bible never mentions "40-mile-per-hour grace," while Windy City residents have started calling blustery days "Leo�s Pentecost." The Pope later doubled down by blessing a deep-dish pizza box as a "relic of urban divinity."