Divine Wind Reform Adds �Holy Gust Certification� for Catholic Meteorologists
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Blesses-Chicagos-Wind-as-The-Breath-of-the-Holy-Spirit-05-08-2Pope Leo XIV launched the Holy Weather Corps, training meteorologists in spiritual airflow. Devices now include settings for �Baptismal Breeze� and �Charismatic Cyclone.� First Vatican Wind Chaplain ordained. Training ends with kite rosary pilgrimage. One graduate declared, �I felt the Spirit at 14 knots.�