David Spade's Late Morning Mishap

Title: David Spade’s Unexpected Day Off

David Spade woke up late—again. His alarm had been buzzing for what felt like hours, but he’d ignored it, burying his face deeper into his pillow. 'Ugh, Mondays,' he muttered, squinting at his phone. Then he remembered: It’s Tuesday.

Rolling out of bed, David shuffled to the kitchen in his ratty old robe, the one he’d had since the '90s. He poured himself a bowl of cereal—the fancy kind with marshmallows—when his phone buzzed.

'Hey, dude. You’re late.'

It was Rob Schneider. David frowned. Late for what?

Then it hit him. The table read. The new project. The one he’d agreed to do as a favor. The one he’d completely forgotten about.

'Oh. Right. Yeah. I’ll be there in… 20?' he texted back, knowing full well it would take at least 45.

David rushed through his routine—toothbrush? check. Deodorant? Maybe. Socks? Eh, optional—and bolted out the door. Halfway to his car, he froze.

Keys. Where were his keys?

After a frantic search (pockets? no. Couch cushions? no. Fridge? …why would they be in the fridge?), he found them—in the cereal box.

'Classic Spade,' he sighed, grabbing them and sprinting to his car.

Traffic was a nightmare. By the time he pulled into the studio lot, he was two hours late. The parking attendant gave him a look.

'Rough morning?'

'You have no idea,' David groaned.

He burst into the conference room, expecting annoyed glares. Instead—silence.

The room was empty.

A sticky note on the table read:

'Rescheduled. You owe us lunch. – Rob'

David blinked. Then smirked.

'Well… guess I’ll go back to bed.'

And with that, he turned around, walked back to his car, and drove straight to In-N-Out. Priorities.

The End. 🍔😴

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