Crispin Glover and the Singing Hedgehogs

Title: The Peculiar Day of Crispin Glover

Crispin Glover, the eccentric and enigmatic actor, woke up one morning to find his house filled with tiny, singing hedgehogs. They were perched on his furniture, harmonizing in perfect pitch.

'Hmm,' Crispin muttered, rubbing his eyes. 'Either I’m dreaming, or David Lynch is playing a prank on me.'

He cautiously approached the nearest hedgehog, which immediately stopped singing and stared at him with beady, knowing eyes.

'Mr. Glover,' it squeaked, 'we’ve come to discuss… your next role.'

Crispin blinked. 'My next role?'

The hedgehogs nodded in unison. 'Yes. The world needs… a hedgehog whisperer.'

Crispin, never one to turn down the bizarre, stroked his chin. 'Method or surrealist?'

Before they could answer, his doorbell rang. A man in a neon-green suit stood there, holding a script titled 'The Ballad of the Spiky Choir.'

'Mr. Glover,' the man said, 'we need you… to lead them.'

And so, Crispin Glover embarked on his strangest performance yet—conducting a choir of philosophizing hedgehogs in an avant-garde musical that critics would later call 'either genius or a cry for help.'

As the curtain fell on opening night, Crispin smiled. 'Finally… art.'

The End.

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