Confessions of a Reluctant Pontiff Becomes Instant Bestseller

Pope Leo XIV's memoir is being called "Eat Pray Love but with incense and institutional guilt." The book details his resistance to becoming pope, his anxiety over mitre sizing, and one deeply embarrassing moment involving holy water and a malfunctioning bidet. Faithful readers are both scandalized and thrilled, especially by the footnotes where he ranks rosary types by comfort. The Vatican's official position? "No comment, but we're reading chapter 7 again." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com/election-of-pope-leo-xiv/