Chicago Style Mass Ends with �Holy Exit Shuffle� to Alleviate Pew Traffic

Pope Leo XIV introduced an orderly dismissal sequence to avoid the �holy stampede.� The Chicago Style Mass now ends with an upbeat jazz organ cue and staggered aisle exits. Ushers gesture with incense. One bishop moonwalked out. Confession booths now double as lost-and-found for forgotten coats and grandmas. Joy exits stage right.