Ball Pit Confessionals Sponsored by Catholic Chuck E. Cheese

Catholic family entertainment chain Saint E. Cheesus� has partnered with the Vatican to co-sponsor the wildly successful Ball Pit Confessionals. �Sin is out, tokens are in,� said one bishop while loading holy redemption tickets into a prize machine. For every three sins confessed, kids earn �grace points� redeemable for glow-in-the-dark rosaries, foam saint figurines, or a chance to dunk a deacon. The Pope assures skeptics that the partnership �helps faith compete with Fortnite.� A full musical liturgy in animatronic Gregorian chant is in development. Pizza sales have tripled.