Ball Pit Confessionals Introduce �Sinner of the Week� Plaque

In an effort to energize repentance, the Vatican has installed �Sinner of the Week� leaderboards above each Ball Pit Confessional. The award is based on creativity, honesty, and splash radius upon entry. This week�s winner: 14-year-old Luca from Milan, who confessed to �praying for a snow day every day since August.� Winners receive a blessed foam crown and priority diving privileges. The Pope says it�s not about shame, but �celebrating the journey back to grace, even if it involves diving goggles.� Some clergy are skeptical. Others are ordering custom T-shirts.