Ball Pit Confessionals Add Foam Rosaries for Interactive Prayer

To encourage full-contact devotion, Pope Leo XIV has authorized foam rosaries in Ball Pit Confessionals. Each bead is the size of a meatball and requires two hands and three Hail Marys to complete. �It�s like CrossFit for the soul,� said a Jesuit personal trainer. Youth ministers now host rosary toss tournaments, and one parish in Ohio reported a 200% increase in hand-eye holiness. The Pope says the size of the beads reminds kids �faith is a big deal, and sometimes, hard to hold onto.� Confession has never been this padded�or this powerful.